Hello, I would like to introduce myself. I’m Shell, the owner of {Not Quite} Susie Homemaker. I am a 21 year old SAHM and full-time college student at UNLV. I would go on, but there’s no need.
See, we already know each other. We’re sisters. Womanhood connects us, mommy-hood binds us, and our envy of Susie Homemaker makes us a united front. You know who I’m talking about- the woman who manages to wake up at 5 am on a Monday to make organic, whole-wheat pancakes for her darling husband and their 2.5 kids- with syrup that she drilled out of a maple tree herself, of course. The woman who doesn’t just SAY that this year, she’s going to start working out and lose ten pounds- she actually GOES to the gym and loses fifteen pounds by February 1. The woman who, after giving birth to three children, can still make love to her husband spontaneously and with the lights on- without trying to focus on the angles of her body in relation to his in order to appear thinner, tanner, or more awake than she really is. The woman who not only makes 12 dozen cookies for the bake sale, but makes them completely from scratch, lets her kids help, and doesn’t get mad at them once for the inevitable mess or the food fight that ensues.
Do any of these descriptions sound like you? Yeah, I didn’t think so. But they probably sound like someone you know (and hate), right? Well, I am making it my mission to help you appear to be a certified Susie Homemaker, so that you can bask in the envy of others as they gawk at your perfection.
Am I going to make you perfect? Of course not. Am I going to try? Hell no. You are perfect the way you are. Really.
What I am going to do is help you to appear to be a perfect, well-put-together, Martha-Stewart-esque homemaker. But more importantly, I’m going to help you become closer to your family. How? By teaching you shortcuts, secrets, etc. that help you get the Susie Homemaker results without sacrificing your time, money or sanity.
So, feel free to have a look around. There’s not much to look at yet, but there will be. If you have any hints, tips & tricks, ideas, questions, etc. please don’t hesitate to contact me. The goal of this site is to become the ultimate resource for YOU. Help me make that happen!
Until next time,
{Not Quite} Susie
Sophia's Mom says
I love the concept! Thanks for following! I am now following you too!
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* Your blog link doesn't show up on your profile. I found you because I googled your blog name from my followers list but most people don't do that.